remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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