he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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