Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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