K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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