Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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