He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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