WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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