she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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