My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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