Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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