When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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