apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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