You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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