I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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