You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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