The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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