i was born a porn star she said
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize