i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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