Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Dignity is for republicans.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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