Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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