lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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