So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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