i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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