my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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