i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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