I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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