Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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