Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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