I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize