i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't turn off my feet"
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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