Soap is not a condiment
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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