Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he puts the penis in happiness.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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