Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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