What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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