youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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