no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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