Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Still dying that you shit outside
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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