dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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