Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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