is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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