I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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