This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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