am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Barsexuality is the new black.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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