where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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