We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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