Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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