Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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