I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize