summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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