Her vagina should come with caution tape.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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